The Shuffleboard Queen

The Shuffleboard Queen was a frequent caller in 2003. She would perform short raps on the show that she wrote.

Here is an example of some of her lyrics:
 * I wanna be a shuffleboard queen
 * I wanna win and reign supreme as the shuffleboard queen!

Audio featuring this caller
clip - A call from the Shuffleboard Queen. Unfortunately, she does not rap in this call. (from Mischke Madness)